I'm going for

HOODOO....... 2 minutes
But it's Saints......... 20 minutes
Saints are coming back.....Hopefully not until next season (when we're not playing them)

On five minutes when Wilkin hits Patton late on a last tackle kick. ...

"He was committed"
"He couldn't pull out"
"Nothing in that"
"Nothing malicious "
"He's not that type of player"

3 mins .... James robe should be a man of steel nomination.

Start of the second half ( if we happen to be leading ).. "Never write off the Saints"..

'God I hate Warrington' - Long shot, but his mask may slip.

That was the funniest yet Bobby .

I presume this is two minutes into the programme, not two minutes into the game

Oh yes.
I was being kind to Hemmings there, too.
If he'd have his way, he'd be shouting it over that Godawful cod heavy metal music

The Halliwell Jones Stadium has been a happy hunting ground for St Helens
"The Saints Hoodoo"
ROOOOBEEEEY (as he runs 3metres and gets tackled in his own half)
What a player, James Roby
You can never write off the Saints
My name is on the walls of Langtree Park
Warrington refused my request to be a mascot as a kid
Here come THE Saints

Plus he'll call Stefan Ratchford "Stefan Marsh" six times, he'll call us "THE Warrington, erm, Wildcats, erm, W, erm, Wolves i meant", he'll switch the names of Jon Wilkin and Alex Warmsley making it "Jon Walmsley and Alex Wilkin", he'll say "there goes Danny Russell" as Matty runs forward with the ball. Then it will go to Mr shouty-talktoofast, Jon Wells, at half time and he'll call Kevin Penny "Lee Penny", Jordan Turner "Jon Turner" and say "game management" four times!

jon wilkin, he's a quality dependable player, highly versatile.

Despite us not playing them, I'm going for 'Wigan have had terrible injury problems this season' in the first few seconds of commentry.

=#BF0000Insert Saints Players Name Here has been unlucky not to make this years Dream Team.