Could be a natty line in T shirts over in Hull next season

In East Hull womens T shirts

''East End girls love big willie''

or in west Hull
'' i would rather have an Ogre than a big Willie''.

What about newspaper headlines or commentaries

'' and Willie is through the gap''

If you mishear Mason it might sound like 'my son'.

"Get on that Willie Mason"

Just rude!

You mean like the " Ahhh Briscoe" ones after that tackle and Longys "He who laughs last laughs the LONGest" after the comeback v sts........seeing as we make a £1000,000 a year on Merchandise,we dont do too bad.

What about Willie Manu who plays for Hull FC?? Next season both Hull clubs will have a big Willie in the team!

"West Hull lassies prefer English Willie"

But some Willie sare bigger than others and i reckon the East Hull one is the biggest in SL

What about the Deby next year.

Underneath pictires of Manu and Mason you could have

''Who has the hardest Willie''.

"Willie comes in to the ruck"
"Willie drive through the line"
"Willie penetrates the defence"
"Willie plants his ball between the sticks"
"Willie is covered"
"Willie gets his ball knocked out"
"Willie hardens up at the back"
"Long... Horney... Willie... Tickle... Lyne"

Surely, surely one of the Hull clubs marketing team for the derby next season have to use this:
"My Willie's bigger than your Willie"

"It's not the size of your Willie that matters"

Thank Christ for that. Would you explain that to my missus? She's stopped listening to me now.

Only a thousand pounds a year? Pretty poor that IMO.